I respond to ‘Sherlock’ faster than I do to my own name…
ACCURATE.
This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is still probably blaming himself for Sherlock’s death.
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
When you wake up at the ass crack of dawn to work on an essay
But, you decide you need a break an hour into it.
So you decide to read just one fanfiction…
and then…
you look out the window and it’s night time.
And you haven’t even started your essay
